Perhaps, it can be an 8th wonder of the world! A political party that has just 2% (or less than 2%) vote share is making miracles. Here is the story.
A few days ago, national media such as 'Times Then', 'India This Day' (names changed) etc. gave their political survey reports. As per them, Power Star Pawan Kalyan led Janasena has less than 2% vote share.
It is the most common practice, a political party, that has just 2% vote share, is taken quite light by all political parties and media. Much to everyone's shocker, innumerable articles are being written against Janasena by 'Pakshi media' , 'Great' media and many other media. Most importantly, national media BSP, CPI and CPM parties formed an alliance with 2% party. Many inspiring personalities and intellectuals like former CBI JD Lakshmi Narayana, Pentapati Pullarao and others joined the party. At this juncture, aforesaid national media are requested to publish following article without changes.
JANASENA TEACHES US A LESSON
Some days ago, a corrupted politician from AP gave us crores of rupees and asked us to show abnormal vote share to his party and to show just 2% vote share to Janasena in our political survey. Without checking our facts right, we foolishly published the same numbers as given by the corrupted politician. With our dismay, we received brickbats from all corners for our foolish survey report. Contrary to our silly survey, Janasena is growing enormously which makes us panic Currently, we lost our credibility to the fullest. We could have given another survey report correcting our blunder on Janasena. Sadly, our management doesn't allow it because the management has no ethics and values to get its mistakes corrected. Once again, we apologise our readers for our silly fake survey. However, we can't assure that our future surveys are genuine coz we may receive more funds to give silly fake survey reports.
YOURS NATIONAL MEDIA (satire)
