Exclusive Interview with Amaravati Farmers

Here is an exclusive interview conducted by some journos with Amaravati farmers. The questionnaire includes, 'Why are you agitating against three capitals?', "Are you really losing a lot with the three capitals?", "Are you getting support from any party?", "You are applying innovative strategies in protests. Who are giving such ideas?", "Recently, you even motivated a dark dress group with your roadside protests. How did you get that criminal idea?".

A farmer from Amaravati, Devineni Raju said, "My land per an acre was valued Rs.15 lakhs before Amaravati was announced the capital by the TDP government. Afterwards, my land value had spiked Rs.3 crores. Chandrababu Naidu is a god for us. I don't want my land value to depreciate under any circumstances. That's why I'm protesting against three capitals."

Chalasani Surya said, "I'm very much proud of my caste. I think Amaravati is the best place to be the capital for our caste people. Thousands of our caste people are living quite harmoniously here. Our caste head CBN has determined to make all of millionaires. But this dirty CM (YS Jagan) is highly jealous of us and so is shifting the capital."

Kesineni Bujji said, "Let the YSRCP take any sort of decision on capital. But then, we have a dark dress group in a special building at Amaravati. They will pursue the matter."

Nandamuri Bala Gopal said, "We are royals. Our blood and breed are different. Charitra srushtinchalanna...daanini thiragaraayalanna...meme...So, no one will shift our capital." 

A homemaker (house wife) Galla Ratnam said, "I'm fond of displaying my jewelleries and high cost saris to people. Amaravati agitations became a right platform for me to show my gold and costly saris to the people."

An agricultural labour from a lower class community said, "I don't know about these agitations. Our local TDP leaders give us daily wages and liquor for agitations and so I'm taking part in the agitations.

NB: It's a fake interview and is a satire.