Janasena chief Power Star Pawan Kalyan had a closed door interaction with BJP working president JP Nadda. The conversation, however, was exclusively leaked by highly placed sources. Checkout the following.
PAWAN: Good morning, Mr Nadda!
NADDA: Good morning, Mr Pawan Kalyan!
PAWAN: De facto, I wanted to meet PM Modi and Amit Shah first. With my dismay, I couldn't get their appointment. Why?
NADDA: Hadn't you done tricky politics, they could have met you. But then, you never let them impressed on you with your straight politics.
PAWAN: Why did they feel am I running crooked politics?
NADDA: Because, you are merely supporting TDP.
PAWAN: What's wrong in it? I'm fighting against ruling YSRCP collaborating TDP. My target is to dethrone YCP.
NADDA: Why did you float Janasena party then? Millions of your fans want you emerge as the top leader of the state. But then, you seem to be working to bring TDP's rule back in the state.
PAWAN: Right now, I have no potential to win election battle. In that case, why shouldn't I extend my support to TDP? Don't forget the fact that TDP, BJP and Janasena combo worked wonders in 2014.
NADDA: Afterwards, what happened? TDP took the credit to even central government's schemes. The party spent thosands of crores from state's exchequer for publicity stunts and caste biased issues. The selection of 3-crop yielding Amaravati capital itself was the biggest of all blunders.
PAWAN: But then, YSRCP is brining 'Goondaraj' in AP. Don't you know?
NADDA: That's again merely a hyperbole created by you and TDP through yellow media. Even if it is treated a goondaraj, that's confined to you and TDP but not for the people.
PAWAN: Please, think again! TDP, BJP and my charisma would weave the magic again.
NADDA: Sorry, even YCP leaders are also in our good books. BJP and YCP's combo would also create wonders. Whatever it is, we don't want to disturb the YCP government's moves to decentralize the administration with three capitals.
PAWAN: Is it your final decision?
NADDA: Yes, of course!
PAWAN: Right, Goodbye then, Mr Nadda!
NADDA: Goodbye, Mr Pawan Kalyan!
NB: Above conversation is a 'SATIRE'.