There are numerous yellow channels and yellow newspapers working in favour of ruling party of Swaha Pradesh. As far as a top news channel is concerned, it received the applause of all sections yellow media activists with its classic touch of yellow journalism. To know much about the recent happenings and the yellow channel's strategies for ruling party's victory in the poll battle, a top journo conducted a special interview with the yellow channel's head named Sun God which has been leaked. Following is the interview with Sun God.
Top Journo: Hi Sun God!
Sun God: Hi top journo!
TJ: Well, you have set some standards in ruling party's biased journalism which are highly been inspired by other channels. What's your comment on this?
SG: Thanks a lot for your compliment. Some caste based factors always act upon me as a driving force for yellow bias. Moreover, my intellectual skills and innovative journalism on TDP bias made me reaching to numero uno position.
TJ: But then, another yellow channel's head named Rukmini Gopal always scores brownie points over ruling party's top brass telecasting sensational programmes. Aren't you aware of his domination?
SG: My dear TJ! I always crave for a decency in caste and TDP biased journalism unlike Rukmini Gopal. That's why, my channel's programmes are close to the hearts of yellow activists. Rukmini Gopal stoops to any level and indulges even in sting operations on highly dignified people in the society.
TJ: Why do you prefer to create rifts between people of various castes and religions broadcasting controversy programmes for several hours?
SG: It's trade secret. Even if you wanna let me say something, I'd say all is being done for the sake of better TRPs. However, never ever, I do harm to a special caste in my programmes.
TJ: Well, why did you encourage Suthi Rajesh, Rawan Gopal Raju and actress Dabbu Sri to that extent?
SG: It was done to defame People's Army chief Vaayu Kalyan. Unfortunately, my attempt was misfired and Vaayu's rebellion against me reduced my channel's TRP ratings. I still repent on encouraging some sadistic people.
TJ: oF late, you developed close bonding with actor and social activist Chatrapathi. Recently, both of you were caught in the US too which led several speculations. What's your comment?
SG: Chatrapathi and I have been good friends on caste biased factors. He is my soulmate. I can't say more than that.
TJ: Why are you giving much importance to Pora Prapanchesh?
SG: Because, he is the one and only ray of hope for the party in upcoming days.
TJ: What's your goal now?
SG: To make ruling party win the poll battle in upcoming general elections in Swaha Pradesh.
TJ: Thank you! Nice meeting you!
SG: You welcome!
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