CM & MLA Baagaa Balisi Kottukuntunnaru

This is the fictional story that happened on the backdrop of the planet 'Mercury'. 

Once upon a time there lived a man named 'Cheapest Mentalodu' (in short Cm) on the planet Mercury. He was the leader of some mentally retarded people who formed a group collectively called, 'Mathi Leni Akkupakshulu' (in short MLAs).

MLAs were the servants of the Cm and would obey any sort of the order issued by the Cm. 

Since the Cm was the cheapest personality by his nature, he inherited all the dirtiest qualities such as jealousy, hatred, arrogance and stubbornness. Out of extreme jealousy by the victories of some hardworking charismatic personalities, Cm developed a lot of hatred against them. 

Eventually, Cm issued some 'balisina' orders to MLAs to make rude comments against charismatic personalities. As being loyal slaves of the Cm, MLAs delivered 'baaga balisina' statements. 

There was unexpected twist here. As they were mentally retarded, the MLAs and the Cm abused one another among themselves. Of late they ate more food and earned more money through wrongdoings. So they fought well. Having seen their fight, the people of 'Mercury' commented, 'BAAGAA BALISI KOTTUKUNTUNNARU'.