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GA Telugu Foolish Article on Ticket Prices & Celebs Meeting

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GA Telugu Foolish Article on Ticket Prices and Celebs Meeting

GA Telugu Foolish Article on Ticket Prices & Celebs Meeting
GA Telugu Foolish Article on Ticket Prices & Celebs Meeting

Renowned comedy website GA (name shortened), as usual, has come up with yet another foolish article to offer a great comic stuff to the readers with its absurd, lied and idiotic analysis. 

The topic is about AP government's decision of slashing ticket prices and the industry people's meeting to discuss the issue ahead of the meeting with the CM YS Jagan Mohan Reddy.

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Firstly, GA made a bitter cry at heroes' remuneration and exhibited a deep sympathy at the audience for becoming the reason for the sky high remunerations of the heroes. Then, dear GA! you first slash the rates for landing pages and other promotional stuff of films. Let's make it deadly cheap in every aspect of filmmaking including heroes remunerations, shoestring budgeted films and the cheapest/free promotions on websites. 

Dear silly GA! Why should we make pan Indian films with the ticket prices Rs.100, Rs.50 and Rs.20? Let Tollywood be confined to make offbeat films like West Bengalis. 

TO MAKE GA'S LOGIC MORE CLEAR: Bill Gates, Satya Nadella and an ordinary software engineer from Anakapalle should take the same salary. Talent, craze, saleability and charisma are just trash things. Throw them into dustbins. Likewise, Tollywood's top heroes should be paid low remuneration like small heroes. 

GA WANTS THEM TO PLAY ACTIVE ROLE IN CONSULTATIONS: GA wants some mental certificate holders and jealous casteists to play an active role in meetings. But then, their presence will lead to 'MODATIKE MOSAM'. 

GA MUST SUPPORT TOLLYWOOD FOR HIGH Ticket Rates: Dear GA! 'KOORCHUNNA KOMMANU NARUKKOKU'. (Don't cut off the branch where you sit.). You are charging too high prices for landing and other promotional ads. If ticket prices are not hiked, there will be a depreciation everywhere, including your publicity charges.