Exclusive: KCR, Jagan, Sharmila Joint Meeting Highlights!

Here is an exclusive report. Some days ago, before the launch of Sharmila's YSRTP, a joint meeting of TS CM KCR, AP CM Jagan Reddy and Sharmila was held at KCR's farm house. The close aides of the trio have exclusively leaked the conversation of the trio. The meeting was primarily intended to give valuable advice to Sharmila by both the CMs.  Here is the conversation among KCR, Jagan and Sharmila.

KCR: Look Sharmila! You must always be aware of the fact that this is our master plan to obstruct the domination of the BJP. It should not be leaked even to your close buddies, otherwise the plan will be spoiled. .Most importantly, you must perform in such a way as if you were the staunch hater of the TRS party.

Sharmila: Sure KCR garu! I always have the hidden wish of being an extraordinary actress in Tollywood. And my thirst is going to be quenched with my realistic performance as the head of the YSRTP.

JAGAN REDDY: Chellemma! We must always be grateful to KCR sir. You should never forget the fact that KCR garu offered financial assistance of hundreds of crores to the YSRCP during the general elections, 2019. 

Sharmila: Annayya, I'm aware of it. KCR garu is something like our guru. 

KCR: Sharmila! My ministers and MLAs will abuse your father YS Rajasekhar Reddy garu every now and then. Even then, you shouldn't deliver a single word of criticism.

Sharmila: You needn't reiterate KCR garu. I'll strictly obey your suggestion. 

JAGAN REDDY: Chellemma! KCR sir and I decided to provoke the emotions of Telugu people with silly water fights. We'll mutually benefit from this strategy. Emotionally moved by water disputes, sheep like people will cast their votes to both of our parties. 

Sharmila: Okay Annayya!

KCR: Sharmila, one more thing. You must ensure intense criticism on your beloved brother on water disputes and other issues. Hereafter, you should be the staunch hater of your brother. You should praise your late father and mother but keep on hating your brother publicly. The more you perform the more the strategy to be worked out and we can restrict the BJP's victory successfully. 

Sharmila: Sure, KCR garu! You and my brother are like two eyes of mine. I will safeguard your needs. My wish is to see both of you as CMs of Telugu states forever. 

*** The meeting ends. (satire)