Janasena chief Power Star Pawan Kalyan and the BJP president JP Nadda held discussions on various political issues on Wednesday. The conversation between Nadda and Pawan Kalyan has reportedly been leaked. Checkout the following.
PAWAN: Good evening, Mr Nadda!
NADDA: Good evening, Mr Pawan Kalyan!
PAWAN: You kept me waiting for you for two days. All my fans and Jana Sainiks have treated it as an intense humiliation for me. Aren't you aware of it? Why did you insult me?
NADDA: Good question, Mr Pawan, It's your perplexing stand in alliances that made us suspect you.
PAWAN: It's a meaningless allegation that you suspect me. I'm very clear with my stand. I will go with you in all the upcoming polls.
NADDA: In that case, you shouldn't have supported TDP's casteist capital Amaravati. Don't you know the fact that the BJP prefers decentralized development? In fact, Vizag is the best land to be declared the capital of AP in addition to Kurnool and of course, Amaravati would also be continued as one of the three capitals.
PAWAN: Mr Nadda! Mind your words. You must not accuse nor abuse Mr Chandrababu Naidu's dream capital, Amaravati. I support Amaravati just as CBN is supporting it.
NADDA: But then, Amaravati is filled with casteist landlords in addition to a few poor farmers.
PAWAN: So what? Aren't the landlords human beings? Should they be separated just on caste factors?
NADDA: Are you mindful of the fact that your decision on Amaravati would cater the needs of the TDP immensely? Are you supporting the BJP or the TDP?
PAWAN: To be frank, I support both the parties. I want the dream trio combo of JSP, TDP and BJP repeated for 2024 by-polls. Even a section of the BJP leaders from AP wish the same.
NADDA: Which section of BJP leaders you are talking about? Is that casteist section that jumped off to the BJP from the TDP? Then we are sorry Mr Pawan. The BJP high command has full of clarity on keeping TDP miles away. It's only you who made TDP still in existence in your state. Unless you shed CBN mania, you can't be a full-fledged politician.
PAWAN: I'm sorry to let you claried Mr Nadda. CBN is a great politician. I can't give up my fondness upon him on your advice. Let it be! What about Tirupati LS ticket?
NADDA: Right Mr Pawan, we'll discuss your TDP affection issue some time later. For time being, we will conduct an internal survey on Tirupati by-elections. If your party is proved more stronger than ours, we'll give you Tirupati ticket. You are requested to keep things under wraps.
PAWAN: Thank you Mr Nadda, Goodbye.
NADDA: Goodbye, Mr Pawan!
NB: It's an exclusive satire!