Yellow Newspaper's 1st Page Masala: Enjoy Comedy

As usually, yellow caste biased yellow Newspaper 'Een***" exhibited bitter cry on YSRCP's three capitals decision today. Today, the Newspaper came up with various hilarious articles in the first page with rib tickling headings. Following are the headings, Newspaper's narration of the issue and exact report on the news.

CHEDIRINA CHAKRAM: The Newspaper atrociously exhibited its sob on autonagar people's pathetic plight. It said autonagar area was almost bankrupted and there were no vehicles coming for repairs and were endorsed for Polavaram and Amaravati works. The Newspaper also published some fake reports of TDP's activists who stood small time leaders of the locality. As a matter of fact, autonagar workers are happy with their work. Moreover, almost none of them are participating in Amaravati fake agitation. 

INKENNI PRAANALU POVALI?: The Newspaper feels such questions are innocently trusted by its readers and exhibit sympathy on capital Amaravati. According to Newspaper's kaaki lekkalu, 39 people were dead due to Amaravati agitation. In fact, all are normal deaths. No suicides and abnormal deaths have been recorded so far.

RAAJADHANULA PERITA VAISHAMYALU SRUSHTISTHAARAA?: Under this heading, the media mentioned that Hyderabad people opposed three capitals and fumed at YS Jagan. De facto, these Hyderabad people are none other than, particular caste people whose base gets encircled in Amaravati and surroundings. And the total number of people who gathered to oppose three capitals was 50.