Statues of Dead Lovers: Advantages!

Love is eternal! Love knows no bounds nor does it know no boundaries! Love is ultimate! Above all, love knows no age factors. As such, we are hearing the reports about intense Lovers at their 8th class or 9th class level. What if any lover is dead in various circumstances? Previously, it was a melancholic news for the Lovers and other sections of people as well. The days changed and the generations got changed. If at all any lover is dead, a big demand on the installation of his statue creeps in. The supporters of the 'Lovers Statues' are citing following advantages.

* Girls can be trapped at their high school level by Intermediate or degree students. 

* Once upon a time, a person had to have some ethics and values towards the society to get his statue installed posthumously. Moreover, he had to be the highly talented personality or had to be involved in socio and political activities to get his statue installed. 

* In contrast, Lovers of present generation need no such qualifications mentioned above. They just need to be capable of wooing his/her's opposite sex. 

* Eloping can be declared a constitutional right.

* Lovers need not respect their elders. 

* Lovers need not search for jobs and other business to get their mettle proved. They need to be idle enough to get their statues installed.

NB: SATIRE