Did Rajinikanth really killed NEWTON?

Super Star Rajinikanth is humanly form of God and this is what Aravam Fans believe in. Here is one funny mail making rounds on net, a peak satire on Rajini’s heroism. Just read it for fun….

Why Newton died? Did Rajini Kill him?... Here is the reason.

Once, Newton came to India and watched few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in Physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. 

With his movies Rajinikanth confused Newton to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes...

1) Rajinikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can‘t be cured and he is to die for sure. In one of the fights, our great Rajinikanth is shot in the head with a gun by villain. Surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! 

Long Live Rajanikanth!

2) In another movie, Rajinikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters but Super Star has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does?

He throws the knife at the middle of gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side & the knife kills the middle one. 

3) Rajinikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajinikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajinikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang Bang Bang...the gangster dies...

Newton is completely shaken and decided to go back and finally decided to see last movie for the last time thinking that Rajini might follow theory of physics at least for one movie.

4) Movie started and is going fine; Newton is happy and the ‘climax’ finally arrived. Rajjini gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that  Rajini can't jump even if he follows superman techniques but Rajini is desperate to kill the villain because it is the climax.  

(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)

Rajini looks at Newton and suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

That’s all…Newton Commits Suicide!!!!!!!!!