RGV Bikini Advice to Mallya!

Vijay Mallya is deep buried in debts and a consortium of banks is chasing him down. With no way to escape and bargain for time, Malla flew away to the United Kingdom but promised to come back to repay the debts. However, our maverick Ram Gopal Varma known for capitalizing on every current happening of National or International craze is back here to provide free advices to Mallya. 

‘It seems Vijay Mallya knows how to show the glitter of gold and draw diamonds from bankers. So it's not the banks but it’s the bankers. I think Mallya calendar girls Deepika Padukone, Nargis Faqri, Esha Gupta, Katrina kaif etc contributed to the bankers being swayed. And am sure that the bikini beauties of Vijay Mallya were a huge part of the security for the banks and hence the bankers can’t complain. 

If the money he borrowed is what created properties of his bikini clad girls, wouldn’t they be enough payback for the bankers? Banks might not agree to Vijay Mallya bikini proposal but the bankers might. I think Vijay Mallya should dip into his personal bank and give one bikini beauty each to every bank he owes and square off all his debts. 1 outer beauty is worth millions of inner beauties. Proof is millions will pay to see an outer beauty and none will pay to see inner beauty,’ Rgv spoke something really meaningful… isn’t it?